He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
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Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
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I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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