If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
well I can't set my house on fire every night
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
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What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
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Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Randomize