Me too!
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
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Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
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do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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