My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
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Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
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You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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