There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
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not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
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I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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