I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
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I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
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Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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