All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
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all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
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She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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