i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
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is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
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He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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