Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
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I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
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Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
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