spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
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life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
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we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
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