i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
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Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
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Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
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