my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
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Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
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Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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