what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
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I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
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She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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