Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
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I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
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He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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