It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
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I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
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It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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