i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
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That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
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You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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