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We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
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her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
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I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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