oh god the rape fog is back!
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
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We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
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I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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