Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
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So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
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If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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