That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
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we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
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I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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