I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
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It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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