I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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