just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
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great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
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Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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