oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
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I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
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Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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