woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
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Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
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She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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