hotel room ftw
Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
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It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
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Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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