so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
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shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
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Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Two words: blizzard sex
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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