Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
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You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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