I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
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I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
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I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
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Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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