I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
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I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
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He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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