Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
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i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
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In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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