names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
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mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
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Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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