those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
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So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
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Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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