Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
We got so high we made milksteak
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sorry about calling you the devil all night.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
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I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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