Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
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Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
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OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
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