thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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