yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
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I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
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My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
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