We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
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her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
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We are all done wearing pants today
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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