Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
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Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
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Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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