you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
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I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
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Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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