i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
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Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
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I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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