Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
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as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
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So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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