why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
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dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
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I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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