We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
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I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
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There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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