help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
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you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
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Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
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