I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
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I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
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so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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