wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
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I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
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TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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