So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
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i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
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Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Oh god it's open bar.
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