You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
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A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
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I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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