FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
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so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
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My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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